Tuesday, May 31, 2016


You don't like my version of events?  Write yer own damn story.  

Memory is subjective. 

Once I counted up all the lovers, boyfriends, husbands, and one night stands.  Scared the hell out of me.  Sorry guys... I forgot some of your names. Then, for days...

Isn't it ironic...the only time I ever got an STD was from my philandering husband.